Last
night was seriously a scene right out of a movie or sitcom! You can't
write this stuff! Okay, maybe you can since it was straight out of a
movie or sitcom. Anyway, McKinley was taking his mid evening bottle and
had finished about two ounces. Because we are overly cautious new
parents, we generally try to burb him after every two or three ounces.
Upon completion of his burp, Joel tried to give the bottle back, but
McKinley wasn't having it. He just pushed it around with his tongue, a
sheer indicator that he done. Seriously kid, its been over four hours
and usually you are ravinous! I suggested to Joel that maybe he needed a
diaper change to calm him down and then we could try again. Get out
your popcorn because this is where the movie starts.
It
is now around 7:00 and that is generally pj time. So, up the stairs we
all went. Joel was in charge of the diaper change while I searched
for pajama's that actually fit. Everything was going smoothly until we
smelled something a little funky coming from the little guys bottom. No
wonder he wasn't interested in eating, he was trying to poop! So, Joel
removed the soiled diaper only to find that McKinley wasn't finished. No
problem, just wipe up what's there and hold up the feet. What took
place next was priceless!
As
I was digging through the pajama drawer, I hear an airy toot coming
from the behind of McKinley and the next thing I hear is "Is there poop
on my ear?" That's right people, McKinley pushed so hard with the toot
that poop literally shot out and a TINY particle wound up on Joel's ear!
Not only was it on his ear, it was on the bedroom door and all over the
wall! Not huge shards of poop, just tiny little spots! EVERYWHERE! I
can't tell you how many times we pulled out wet wipes to wipe down more
places on the wall and door. McKinley has a powerful push!
As this was all taking place, I recalled an episode of Sex and the City where Miranda wiped Brady's poop across her forehead and a scene out of Life As We Know It
where Kathereine Heighl's character also had poop on her face. Again,
you can't write this stuff in real life! Joel and I laughed about for
the next hour or so. I'm pretty sure I laughed longer. Joel on the other
hand took a shower almost immediately! As for McKinley, well he
finished his bottle and then took another one two hours laters! He was a
hungry man after that enormous load he dropped. As for the new pj's,
look how adorable he was last night!! That's one happy camper!
No comments:
Post a Comment